Amateur Humor
For Jerry Seinfeld:
It always amazes me when a pedestrian will display hand signals as he or she walks directly in front of my moving vehicle. I WOULD have hit you, except you signalled me to stop.
For Jay Leno:
The Pentagon once again announced that the reason for the Iraq War is "dead-enders" and "rejectionists". However, in this post-election period, this time, they named names.
In related news, a spokesman for Dick Cheney reaffirmed that the vice president will not seek office in 2008, and denied accusations that Cheney is an Iraq War "rejectionist".
It always amazes me when a pedestrian will display hand signals as he or she walks directly in front of my moving vehicle. I WOULD have hit you, except you signalled me to stop.
For Jay Leno:
The Pentagon once again announced that the reason for the Iraq War is "dead-enders" and "rejectionists". However, in this post-election period, this time, they named names.
In related news, a spokesman for Dick Cheney reaffirmed that the vice president will not seek office in 2008, and denied accusations that Cheney is an Iraq War "rejectionist".
posted by David Rasmussen at 11:10 AM
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