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Meet the Public Intern, by Dan Savage

The idea? Assign the intern to the public. The result? Important things get done.

Cleaning a bus

Pulling weeds

Hunting Ghosts

Picketing Sprint

I would like the Public Intern to get a youtube account and rate the Monica and the Molecules videos. His job: please give her fives. I would do this myself, but this would require me telling youtube my birthday or me lying about my birthday. I find both options to be distasteful, especially since Google probably already knows my birthday.