Without a License

Gee As In Jesus played Saturday at Grumpys in NE Minneapolis for the Art A Whirl. As the show concluded, Jesus Gee took a call, apparently from God. "Was it a collect call?" "No. Heaven has plenty of cash with Falwell there."
"Gee as In Jesus" trailer to Mar Har's film

More attempted humor:
Pitchers moisten baseballs to make the ball dart more. They eat spicy food before the game. When their noses run, they wipe their noses and then the baseballs. Most people think it's spit, but it's-not.